"Kansas City Octopus" from Polka-bats and Octopus Slacks by Calef Brown
Kansas City Octopus
is wearing fancy slacks.
Bell-bottom,just got 'em,
fifty bucks including tax.
Red corduroy
and boy-oh-boy,
they fit like apple pie.
Multi-pocket snazzy trousers
custom made for octopi.
Fantastic plastic stretch elastic
keeps 'em nice and tight.
Kansas City Octopus
is looking good tonight.